Our precious box of nothing
“Women are very complicated being sha”.
“Says who? You have not met the most complicated men? You will praise God that Devil is a saint when you see them.
“No, most men are simple. And you know why? It’s because their brains are so different”.
“Really? I see you already fixated”.
“Seriously, men’s brains are very unique. Most women don’t realize that whether we are having sex or watching sports, our brains are made up of little boxes. We’ve got a box for everything. We’ve got a box for the car. We’ve got a box for the money. We’ve got a box for the job. We’ve got a box for the ladies (or that particular lady). We’ve got a box for the kids. We’ve got a box for your mother somewhere in the basement”.
“And you think women don’t have their own boxes too? A box for make up, a box for shoes, a box for wedding gowns, a box for jewelries, a box for Captain America, a box for cloud nine, a box for everything including the most mundane and pendantic items on earth”.
“Of course I know they have boxes too. Infact more boxes than men. All their life is punctuated with boxes. But there is a rule: For men, the boxes don’t touch. When a man discusses a particular subject, we go to that particular box, we pull that box out, we open the box, and we discuss only what is in that box. And then we close the box and put it away being very, very careful not to touch other boxes”.
“You know women multitask more than men now”.
“Yeah, right, that’s because their brains are made up of a big ball of wire. And everything is connected to everything. The money is connected to the car and the car is connected to your job and your kids are connected to your mother and everything is all connected. It’s like the internet superhighway, and it’s all driven by energy that we call emotion. It’s one of the reasons why women tend to remember… everything”.
“And the men remember nothing”.
“That’s the only good thing you have said so far. Do you know why? That’s because as men, we have a box in our brain that most women are not aware of. This particular box has nothing in it. In fact, it is called the ‘nothing’ box. It is the box that provides the reponse when your woman asks you; “Honey, what’s wrong with you?”
“And we say, ‘nothing’”.
JUST JOSH... 